Goldman Sachs’ Time-Traveling Vampire Squid Fails To Undermine Bitcoin
Cryptocurrency is not an asset class, argues Wall Street investment bank, slapping evidence and truth in the face
Read moreRipple’s David Schwartz Spams Our Epic Fail Column — Reddit Nailed It
David Schwartz dredges up an argument over spam transactions that’s Python-esque in its absurdity… and is there a way we can express our approval of Reddit’s crypto play, some kind of virtual thumbs-up?
Read moreJimmy Nguyen’s Epic Fail — Charlie Lee and Chris Spadafora Nailed It
Nguyen will we three meet again? The ongoing saga of the Judge, Craig Wright, and Jimmy “Hiding in plain sight” Nguyen.
Read moreFinancial Stability Board’s Epic Fail — Ethereum Nailed It
The Financial Stability Board became terrified of stablecoins during a period of intense instability… but at least Ethereum is riding high on the flight from volatility.
Read moreBitcoin Forks Halving Epic Fail — Bitcoin CEO Moon Lam Bo Nailed It
Apparently BCH and BSV both had halving events this week — not that anyone c’Ayred. And Bitcoin CEO Moon Lam Bo failed to bail out the failing monetary policies of Central Banks.
Read moreThe FATF’s Epic Fail — Donald Trump Accidentally Nailed It
Donald Trump gave Bitcoin the ultimate thumbs-up, with his money-go-brrrrrrr machine. Meanwhile, the FATF can’t combat trillions in money-laundering, so it’s focusing on lowering exchange reporting from $3,000 to $1,000. That’ll help.
Read moreSCB tips $500K BTC, SEC delays Ether ETF options, and more: Hodler’s Digest, Feb. 23 – Mar. 1