Most of us know the feeling: You hire a professional decorator to design the living room of your dreams and outfit it with the coolest design furniture around, but when you take a look around the completed room, you think to yourself, “Something is missing. I need a pair of woolly mammoth tusks in here.”

Well, one BitPremier seller in Canada has you covered.

If you have about 275 Bitcoin, you can get your hands on a sweet pair of woolly mammoth tusks.

Here is the full text from the listing, which is hilarious just for the sheer fact that the information is presented in such a straightforward manner:

“One pair of adult woolly mammoth tusks excavated by a small gold mining operation outside of Dawson City, Yukon, Canada in the mid-late 1980's.

They are 8 1/2 feet & 9 1/2 feet long and weigh approximately 120 lbs. each.

These tusks are located in Vancouver, BC, Canada.

Shipping arrangements to be discussed.”

BitPremier founder Alan Silbert sounded proud of his luxury marketplace’s ability to bring unique collectibles to customers.

“We believe it’s the first Bitcoin luxury marketplace, and it’s been quite successful,” Silbert said. “We sell all kinds of luxury items, including mammoth tusks.”